My Computer is Sending Bad Packets to the Microsoft Technical Department

I often receive calls from these fraudsters claiming my computer is sending bad packets to their Windows server at the MS Technical Department. It's a bad joke and I usually hang up immediately. Today I decided to take a different tack, just for fun. I told the man how glad I was that he had called because I wanted to thank them for all the help they had given to me and how much faster my computer was running. He complained that this made no sense since my computer was still sending bad packets to their Windows server. I said, "Yes, that's what I mean. Since you guys sped up my computer it can send bad packets much faster now and I loved that because it kept them busy and unable to pester people so much." He paused a second and then kept going in circles a while before he couldn't take it any more. Then he just started laughing.

See, not all junk calls are a waste of time.

I'll probably still get their calls though. Automation does not change because of humor.